The Diaper Files

Good things happen to good people as the old saying goes. I’m not too sure about the good people part, as it’s my brother in law that this has been happening too (get my shots in where I can!)
The turkey has been on one heck of a run as of late. He has won a trip to Jamaica, has hit the longshot payouts at the casino and even found cash on the streets.
One of my favorite stories of his winnings happened only a couple months ago. He was driving down a major six lane road in Edmonton when he saw a piece of paper flutter by. He thought to himself that it kind of looked like money. He decided to pull over and (cue game music) proceeded to do a Frogger routine across six lanes of traffic as he collected over five hundred dollars in twenty dollar bills. I know what you’re thinking and my sentiments exactly.
The other day my wife called and informed me that I needed to hang out with her brother more. “What did he win this time?” was my reply.
My brother in law and his wife picked up a little scratch and win card and became the proud new owners of twenty thousand in cash. I had tears in my eyes I was laughing so hard.
Good things to good people? I prefer to call it “Shmuckluck”.