Monday, May 08, 2006
Toss Cushions Anonymous
I believe I will have to resort to hanging posters of my wife throughout the city’s stores. The sign will say “Warning! This individual is a compulsive toss cushion purchaser. If you see this individual looking at, or worse yet, contemplating buying toss cushions, please ask her to leave the store immediately.”
I have instituted a toss cushion purchase ban in the past before but now it is being flagrantly disregarded.
This is starting to become a problem in our house as the “not currently good enough” old toss cushions are starting to pile up. Personally I was a big fan of toss cushion sets number 17 and 23. Of course, who could forget toss cushion set number 31 with all of those fancy tassels and such.
Even though they know her habit is going to get mommy committed into TCA (Toss Cushions Anonymous), the kids are big fans of her habitual buying as the toss cushions make great accessories to the furniture fort building in our house.
I have instituted a toss cushion purchase ban in the past before but now it is being flagrantly disregarded.
This is starting to become a problem in our house as the “not currently good enough” old toss cushions are starting to pile up. Personally I was a big fan of toss cushion sets number 17 and 23. Of course, who could forget toss cushion set number 31 with all of those fancy tassels and such.
Even though they know her habit is going to get mommy committed into TCA (Toss Cushions Anonymous), the kids are big fans of her habitual buying as the toss cushions make great accessories to the furniture fort building in our house.
